I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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