is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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