I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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