if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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