I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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