I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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