There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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