Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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