Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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