shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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