I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Randomize
