I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Farmville is her only friend.
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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