is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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