***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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