How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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