I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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