Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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