The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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