I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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