Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?