Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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