Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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