Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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