dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Randomize