is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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