Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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