I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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