i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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