i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
