I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
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The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.