Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.