I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.