question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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