Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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