there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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