It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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