I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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