The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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