What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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