Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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