She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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