how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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