why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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