508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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