Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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