i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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