You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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