im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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