i permit you to call me
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Just pee around me
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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