doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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