My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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