Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx