Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.