dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.