woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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