Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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