dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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