my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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