woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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